Almost a century since the Germans introduced the fury of the Blitzkrieg on the world, those Kraut sons of bitches have take lighting fast action and fucking the Polish to new extremes. Dudes, The Spray On Condom. Frankly, I don't want any kind of aerosol spray within ten feet of my Johnson. Also, these Fucking Germans couldn't even keep an invasion force from breaching their reinforced concrete bunker sea wall, I don't trust them to keep my own super hormone empowered soldiers from breaking through to the other side, if you know what I'm saying. Besides, the Chinks already beat 'em to the punch. Cock punch, that is.

Now for the worst conversation you can ever have when extremely horny, which Disney gal would you bang? I remember once a conversation taking place about who was hotter, Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble. I say, why choose?

We all know and love Adriana Lima from Victorias Secret, and now she's nude and all is right with the world.

A drunk, pissed off midget. Tiffany Fallon. A work of art and a good lay.