Hollywood has forever been a cut throat place of business. After throat cutting, I'd say that noses and boobs come next on the list of things that get cut in an endeavor to increase the cash flow and line the pockets of coke snorting Jews and self centered movie stars. Cameron Diaz, once known for being hot, has decided to go head to head with rhinoplasty and have that horn on her face removed. Want to see what happens when plastic surgery goes wrong? Just ask that chick who was in 'Dirty Dancing' that no one can remember. That bitch was like Toucan Sam, following her nose all the way to the bank until she got it lopped off.

Titty Spears is suffering from a number ailments that could ruin her career. Not only is she looking a lot like a strung out and overweight Drew Barrymore, she's got a lump on her ass in the shape of a sex tape holding her ransom. I hate to stand up for the ungrateful bitch, but isn't she being blackmailed or extorted or something? I want to see a load busted on her face as much as the next guy but not if I have the guilt of her children's custody matters getting in the way. A child's well being need not get involved with masturbation this time around, Kevin, you dipshit. Just sell it!

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