When I read the link to this gallery the first time I was pretty sure it said, "Blind Amber plays her hard nipples." Bad grammar aside, I was intrigued by the notion of a blind content girl. Why hasn't anyone run that train into the ground? Hell, sick sexual fetish aside, I bet you there are some pretty smoking hot chicks out there tapping down the sidewalk with their canes just waiting for the Bang Bus to pick then up. Plus...they'll already have a well trained dog who probably loves peanut butter. This idea is brilliant! But seeing as it ain't gonna happen today, here's some more nipple play and kitty petting.

There are some people we are ashamed to have seen naked, ie) Screech in his scatological sex tape, some people we're pleased to see any sexually revealing picture of, ie) Scarlett Johansson and then there are those we're just flat out disappointed to see topless such as Kate Moss and Courtney Cox. Topless, in the same goddamn picture and there's not a hint of sexy at all. It's almost like seeing pictures of your mom naked. Four tits and no hard-on...time for those bitches to retire.

Watch Keith Richards smack a dude upside the head with his ax, a bunch of the craziest video's to come out of Japan in 2006 and a couple of rug munchers doing what they do best.