Christ, I gotta stop living like it's 1999. See, back then I was of the mindset that Brit was way classier than Xtina and would surely have the more prosperous career. That sure as fuck didn't happen. Back in those days Tara Reid wasn't nearly as slutty as she is as of present and a shorty like that was nice to think about. Flash forward to 10 minutes ago and I realize my dreams have been shattered. Spears is puking in $80K dollar cars, Reid is pissed that the (get ready for this) Girls Gone Wild creator gabbed about their sex encounter and all the while, Little Miss Pseudo Spanish is still gracing the pages of men's mags. Ladies and Gentlemen, the world has found balance.

Here is your, "WTF?" moment of the day.

Thar she blows!

These two chicks, despite their skin color, are Asian...trust me. I already checked and their pussies are sideways. I like all three of these babes, especially the blonde one.