I would love to live in a world in which the VMA's didn't take place, but that would mean I wouldn't get in my obligatory rant about why MTV sucks and all the artists who feed into it suck and yadda, yadda, yadaa. In a world where Kid Rock and Tommy Lee were busted fighting...potentially over this half eaten sack of walnuts...it makes me wonder why I can't get my mail order bride to snuggle after sex. And as for MTV's Mother of the Year, well...the world won't be happy looking at her pussy until they see a dick in it.

Clowns to the left of me, Coke Whores to the right, here I am. And two really nice pictures of Lucy Pinder.

It looks pretty freaking real...but this can't be a real episode of Ren and Stimpy fucking....is it? If not then they get full marks for nailing the animation.

Holy Shit, a Lacrosse Fight?! Fuck, I want more of these...almost as good as hockey!

Dude, this Jap babe is hot but the smooth jazz that's played makes this one hilarious piece of Inter-Net skin.

Yay! European Taxi Sex! Yay!