Merry Jesusmas you fuckin bastards! The NSFW crew is going to be out for the weekend, but we wanted to wish all of our readers a happy holidays and may you receive plenty of lap-dances and blow-jobs (and cunalingis for the ladies) in your stockings that I know have been hung on the chimney with care.

To keep you busy while were gone, I want to make sure all of you have a chance to check out the XXX Christmas Advent calendar brought to you by the genius behind YourDirtyMind.com, and if thats not enough T&A action to keep your reindeer happy, I highly recommend you take a trip over to the Slacker Network, as they are far more entertaining than most. Also, we'd like to give a big shout out and holiday wishes to the sick fucks over at Dixi Team Blog who continually keep us stocked with badass links to big fucking titties, which we all know is very important to any holiday go-er.

With that all being said, were blowing this joint like a cheap hooker!