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Supersize Me w/ Whiskey!

Start your monday off with with a shot (or 4) of some good old #7 Jack Daniel's and this Supersize Me mockumentary w/ Whiskey. God bless those crazy fuckers from WKUK for putting out video thats actually worth watching.

Don & Murph - you guys paying attention? Do the internet a big fucking favor and take a hint from these guys.

Slade OUT!




Superman "Dumped That Bitch!"

Well I guess since Fletcher opened the door for today to be filled with super nerd references to shitty SciFi (thats right, I don't like StarWars..boohoo) and comic book chicks, I might as well add my two cents to this fiasco of bullshit. Apparently, Superman took a line from Trumps' playbook and traded up that tired Lois Lane for a new smoking hot starlet. Click into the listing and scroll down to the 4th picture and tell me what you think of this chicks ass. I mean, seriously, is it just me, or did it grow in AROUND the pussy? Super-evolved perhaps in the name of easily accessible procreation? Questions best left to others more qualified than I, but I still say its fucking weird.


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Damn! That Rookie's a Babe!

Well before I head out for the evening to pour myself what I hope will be several glasses of Cutty Sark on the rocks in an old fashioned glass, I thought I might divulge a dirty little secret to our audience, just for, lets say, 'entertainment' sake over the weekend. Athena. Ahhh, Athena. This girl has got to be one of the freshest young faces I've seen online in a long time, and I'll be god damned if she isn't smoking-fucking-hot too. Stay away you bastards! She's mine!

Athena is a "RookieBabe", which, for all intent and purposes seems to be the antithesis of a "Suicide Girl", and I don't mind telling you, its about fucking time! I'm sick of seeing these half depressed girls looking like the want to cut their wrists just to get some high quality cum-shot-free porn (a guy needs that from time to time, am I right?). Here you have that perfect balance of beauty and quality and it all ads up to one fine ass bitch! Click the big pic for more Athena.

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Make Me an Ass-Sandwhich, Bitch!

I got an email from a reader this morning and, apparently, according to him, we post to much porn and not enough video, to which I say, lick my balls pal, I got your videos swing'n. Yet, incase this is a consensus among many, I'll fill the fucking void and we'll be done with it. Capiche?

Have you ever wondered what a 4 inch clit would look like if given a handjob? Yea neither did I, but now we know. Another mystery of weird sexual depravity solved. Phheww. Perhaps though, your not into monstrous clits and your more a "shove it in, and yank it out" kinda guy, to which I say "abracadabra bitch, abracadabra". Me, personally, I just like to give mongoloids spoonfuls of sugar just to see what happens - pussy-ass-fight ensues.

When I was a young lad my mom was unfaithful to my father, and you know what he did? Nothing. Fucking Pussy. Yet, you know what he should have done before letting her back in the house? You got it. Scrub the bitch down with a brillow pad and follow it up with a swift kick to the ass. Am I wrong?

And, as your Wednesdays moments of zen, two pussies on his ears, and he wants it faster and harder. Yea, now thats the ticket.

To the asshole who sent me the email, if you want some more video check out Deviant Clip - They sponsored this post and wanted you to know their balls are available for some lick-age as well.




Three on Three


Hey sports fans! What do you get when you cross six naked girls + roller-blades + sticks + wet asphalt? One sexy muthafucking game of parking lot hockey (with the potential for some serious road rash). I won't bore you with my commentary, just click the pic!

Not enough? Need more?
Try some naked pool and always remember there ain't no skool like the old skool my friends and if that still isn't enough, you may consider picking this table up at your local IKEA. Love them swedes!


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» Toes of the Week
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Paris: Fat Joe's Personal Fluffer

It never ceases to amaze us just how fucking brilliant Ms. Hilton is at constantly trumping her previous feats of slutdom day after day. Just when you think shes bottomed out as the worlds biggest $2 whore, she shows up again, only this time, bumping and grinding against the flabby lifeless genitals of hip-hops original tub of gravy and cornbread.

Most days I go to bed praying to a god I don't even believe in, that Joran van der Sloot will run into Paris at a bar, offer to buy her a dry natalieholloway on the rocks, and let that problem take care of itself, but fuck me running, after seeing this, I'll be on pins and needles to see what depths she'll be sinking to next.

More pics and commentary over at The Feeding Tube.




Links that don't suck
» In your daily trek across cyberspace in the search boobies, tits, and ass - if you click one link today, make it this one. (takes a second to load, but oh god, is it ever worth the wait)

» Paris hilton screwing out by the pool! I'm sick of seeing this bitch, and I'm sure you are too, but who am I to deny the masses?

» I'm not going to describe this one, cause she speaks for herself (she spoke to me three times just while I wrote this) btw: Does the header on this site, make anyone else want to do a face plant into the monitor?

» Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Moving Boobies!

» Slippery when wet, thats all I'm gonna say - Check out the video

» I've heard of 3-inch clits, but nipples? Fletchers gonna be pissed when he see's this chest is better hung than he is.

» My mother always told me to eat at least 3 fruits and vegetables per day. She would be so truly proud of these young ladies.

» I'll trick her treat - Nuff said

» The rack on Felicity Fey made my spill my 3 fingers of Cutty Sark all over the god damn place. I think you'll like her too.

» Why do I love neon fishnets so much? Oh god, please, tell me why do I love neon fishnets so much?




Toes of the Week
I've got one fucking word for you this week: Cameltoe. Yea, you know what I'm talking about, however, for those who dont we'll see if we can't offer up a little NSFW education, because if you are unaware of the blessed and famed cameltoe, well then brother, you have no idea the pleasures this universe can provide to you.

For an explanation though, we'll turn to the resident expert, Mr. Cameltoe, because we here at NSFW want to ensure you only the best in educational experiences. Take it away Mr. Cameltoe...

Thanks Slade. So you wanna know what a cameltoe is huh? A 'cameltoe' occurs when a woman's clothing slides up and into the lips of her vagina, most people know this. However, most people do not know that only a 'perfect pussy' can make a cameltoe. If your girlfriends pussy looks like a roast-beef sandwich, then she does not have a camel toe, she has what we like to refer to as a "gross pussy" However, many guys love that stuff. I however, am not one of them. I love a nice inny style pussy that I can see through the pants as the perfect camel toe.

So now you know the secret of the camel toe, pass this on wisely my friends. If you fuck a camel toe pussy 3 times from the side, a leprechaun will appear and grant you with a wish. My wish was to be named MrCamelToe.

And now, without further adue gentlemen, I offer you...cameltoe. (click images for more)


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The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
Everyone's favorite cowboy hat wearing fuckwit, Max Hardcore was on the receiving end of a big fat federally backed cock-slap on Wednesday as his production offices in Alta Dena Ca., were raided by the FBI. A total of five videos were seized by the feds, including many classic titles such as “Max Hardcore Fists of Fury #3” (oh I bet thats a good one), “Max Hardcore Extreme Schoolgirls #6,” (European version), and “Max Hardcore Golden Guzzlers #5” (mmm....guzzlin).


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