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February 13, 2007 @ 08:46 AM
Christ, I gotta stop living like it's 1999. See, back then I was of the mindset that Brit was way classier than Xtina and would surely have the more prosperous career. That sure as fuck didn't happen. Back in those days Tara Reid wasn't nearly as slutty as she is as of present and a shorty like that was nice to think about. Flash forward to 10 minutes ago and I realize my dreams have been shattered. Spears is puking in $80K dollar cars, Reid is pissed that the (get ready for this) Girls Gone Wild creator gabbed about their sex encounter and all the while, Little Miss Pseudo Spanish is still gracing the pages of men's mags. Ladies and Gentlemen, the world has found balance.
Here is your, "WTF?" moment of the day.
Thar she blows!
These two chicks, despite their skin color, are Asian...trust me. I already checked and their pussies are sideways. I like all three of these babes, especially the blonde one.
January 04, 2007 @ 10:26 AM
The sex industry is full of bullshit little white lies to entice the horny reader. Taylor Bow was some dude's "girlfriend" that had dumped him, Lonelygirl15 is just some amateur filmmakers pet project (she's gotta start masturbating on camera soon or else we're all gonna lose interest) and Becca Mann is just some hapless cheerleader whose memory stick full of nude pics got stolen and uploaded. Suuure, and Stephen Hawkins still has a rocking sex life. So I went looking for any kind of evidence that Becca was in fact a real, horny, cheerleader and all I got was some bullshit and really bad erotic art website. When the fuck are the nouveau photographers with a Kodak going to realize that just because you bend the bitch backwards and fade her pussy into the shadows that it's nothing more than shitty porn? It isn't erotic, it isn't art, it's just a nude chick. Get over it and shove a dildo up her ass, then come and sell a still frame to me for $200.
Anyway, I don't buy that she's a real girl at all, as you can see here hot chicks make out with garden gnomes when left alone with a camera, or they fuck an alien body. Which doesn't leave me horribly creeped out and flaccid at all. That's art.
Art opposed to skill which will mean nothing once your car has exploded while you're in it.
Check out some tag team action, Yuliya Mayarchuk's ass and then argue with your friends who the hottest video game chick was...I agree with the final summation.
December 20, 2006 @ 10:25 AM
Remember that shitty movie, Gone in Sixty Seconds? Yes, dude, it was a shitty movie. Anyways, there's that part where Fish Lips Lady and Nicolas Cage are talking about the physicalities of having sex in a car and how the gear shift gets in the way. Looks like this girl found a way to put her lower lips around that problem.
Want to test your surround sound? This loud chick fingering herself will help. And if you want to test your constitution watch a girl do her best impression of Old Faithful.
Chrea Leigh looks like an edible piece of Juicy Fruit. When titties collide and pink things meet.
December 19, 2006 @ 01:15 PM
Man, I don't know who to call and complain to but I'm sick and tired of porn. No, really. It's lacking all heart, it's like they're not even trying anymore. This bitch ain't even at the beach! Granted, you might be in Kansas making this shit and have a ton of sand on hand to fake it but for fucks sake. The only time I want to see some bitch at the beach is when I can actually imagine she had to pick sand out of her crack. Jackie Treehorn was right. Standards have fallen in adult entertainment.
The Peach Fantasy must have something to do with the way her ass looks. Codi and Brea have a lot of work to do with their tongues and this Asian babe looks a lot like a hooker I knew once.
December 05, 2006 @ 10:18 AM
A horny babe trolling for pussy in a limo? Far fetched, but why not explore the possibilities.
Lesbians in a shower cleaning deep where the sun don't shine.
I never thought I'd hear myself saying, "Fuck yeah! Nuns!"
Go crazy for Kayle Cuoco.
The 50 Best Nip Slips...of what? 2006? Whatever.
Get to know Shannon Stewart's breasts.
Two teens in a cyber cafe get dirty, then busted. The dirty thing is pretty good though.
December 01, 2006 @ 01:05 PM

Christ! December 1st?! Holy Fuck, I need to go do something with the rest of the year or else I might have to consider suicide again.
Blonde Playboy Cybergirl, Shannon Shay.
A mouth ready for anything. I wonder how disgusting that's supposed to be compared to how it really is?
Penthouse lesbians, check.
This is a pretty stunning looking babe. She's what my Grammy Hall would call a 'Real Jew.'
Erica Campbell IS the Devil.
And here are all the naked Bond Girls along with all the black shadows of naked girls in Bond movie openings.
November 30, 2006 @ 11:03 AM
Almost a century since the Germans introduced the fury of the Blitzkrieg on the world, those Kraut sons of bitches have take lighting fast action and fucking the Polish to new extremes. Dudes, The Spray On Condom. Frankly, I don't want any kind of aerosol spray within ten feet of my Johnson. Also, these Fucking Germans couldn't even keep an invasion force from breaching their reinforced concrete bunker sea wall, I don't trust them to keep my own super hormone empowered soldiers from breaking through to the other side, if you know what I'm saying. Besides, the Chinks already beat 'em to the punch. Cock punch, that is.
Now for the worst conversation you can ever have when extremely horny, which Disney gal would you bang? I remember once a conversation taking place about who was hotter, Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble. I say, why choose?
We all know and love Adriana Lima from Victorias Secret, and now she's nude and all is right with the world.
A drunk, pissed off midget. Tiffany Fallon. A work of art and a good lay.
November 29, 2006 @ 12:32 PM
Today is kind of a porn blow out (no pun intended) as I happen to find out that yesterday was Krystal Steals birthday! Get to know her a little more with this Q&A she gave back in 2003. Krystal has been considered as the next Jenna Jameson and Jenna herself has even described Krys as her protege. You can see Ms. Steal in action right here, either getting a facial, or fucked in the ass.
Also, seeing as November is drawing to a close it's time we all faced the harsh reality of never choking the chicken to a brand new Crissy Moran gallery. Yes, if you haven't heard, shes quitting porn. Found God. Nuff said. If you would like to read her own words just check out her Myspace blog, it's one crazy ass, sad, strangely erotic story. But I guess that's the life of a porn star. Maybe her site will have a nice price break by the end of the year, good luck with that. Laters Crissy, thanks to galleries like these (gallery 1 and gallery 2) you'll be sorely missed. Tell God I said, "What up!"
It's fucking cold again in Hollywood so I need a Smoking Hot Summer. Nella is a rather prolific gal these days, I see her everywhere. She might even turn into the next Emmanuelle and have one long global sex romp. I can't wait to see it.
November 28, 2006 @ 09:26 AM
Seeing as celebrity marriages have a shelf life akin to that of anti-matter exposed to the open elements, I shouldn't be surprised that Americas number 1 trailer trash couple, Pam and Kid "My real name is Bob" Rock are getting a divorce. What this means now is that Britney, seen here with the American Princess not wearing panties, is really going to have to step up the slut factor. We're talking Pam Anderson, the woman who defined the celebrity sex tape back in the 90's. If Spears "doesn't" have a sex tape, now is the fucking time. Literally. Until then we'll hold out on the reported Simpson Sex Tape.
Here are some fun facts about our unmentionables, don't mention them! Also, find out how skinny 'too skinny' is now that female models are being criticized for their cocaine enhanced anorexic state. Fucking Ambercromie and Fitch, they're to blame!
If there were two dead guys you could hang out with that were totally fucking bad ass, would you not roll a phatty with Mitch Hedburgh? Go to a theme park with Bruce Lee? Now you can do both...kinda. Light up and hit the Mitch quote generator or book a flight and check out the Bruce Lee inspired theme park, where ass kicking's are handed out every hour and a half at the main stage.
Sunrise Adams in her first porno, apparently. Here is Cassia Riley doing some self exploration. And tell me why, God why, have I not bulked up and become a male stripper? WHY?
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