Six years ago today our country went through some serious shit. I was pretty pissed off at the time as were many others and since that fateful day when sarcasm nearly died a few more people have had their say about what occurred on a sleepy Tuesday morning. Well if you would like to see the consequences of some uptight Islamic fuckers actions just check out these videos of swift and painful justice being rained down upon those who fight against freedom and wouldn't know an un-mutilated vagina if they were face down in one. Fuck those rag heads.
God Bless America! And God Bless Hooters Contests!
Summer is almost over so lets get in a few more trips to the beach, shall we? First We'll join Penelope Cruz on her sexy weekend get-aways. Then we'll watch some Hustler hussy grind against a palm tree. Finally we'll take a closer look at Jennifer Ellison's camel toe. And if that was all too lovey dovey then here is a massive brawl between a bunch of surfers.
Michelle Marsh fans might actually want to think twice about asking her any questions.
This next link is probably SFW but its awesome...The Best Rock Songs and their music videos, embedded for your convenience.
Dude, you got something in your teeth...and it's a tree branch.
10 things you'll probably not going to say before sex.
September 10, 2007 @ 02:36 PM
I would love to live in a world in which the VMA's didn't take place, but that would mean I wouldn't get in my obligatory rant about why MTV sucks and all the artists who feed into it suck and yadda, yadda, yadaa. In a world where Kid Rock and Tommy Lee were busted fighting...potentially over this half eaten sack of walnuts...it makes me wonder why I can't get my mail order bride to snuggle after sex. And as for MTV's Mother of the Year, well...the world won't be happy looking at her pussy until they see a dick in it.
Clowns to the left of me, Coke Whores to the right, here I am. And two really nice pictures of Lucy Pinder.
It looks pretty freaking real...but this can't be a real episode of Ren and Stimpy fucking....is it? If not then they get full marks for nailing the animation.
Holy Shit, a Lacrosse Fight?! Fuck, I want more of these...almost as good as hockey!
Dude, this Jap babe is hot but the smooth jazz that's played makes this one hilarious piece of Inter-Net skin.
Yay! European Taxi Sex! Yay!
August 27, 2007 @ 04:38 PM
This looks like a really good idea.
Two black girls in one hell of a fight. They could teach a thing or two to this pussy boxer.
Alright, so these pictures of Heroes star, Hayden Panty-whatever aren't technically nsfw but this piece of now legal ass will be showing us a lot more in the future so whet your appetites now.
Girls running around town naked.
These Asian maids could certainly keep you clean while these Asian scrappers beat the shit out of each other.
August 24, 2007 @ 09:50 AM
Sometimes people can be quite prolific with the things they say and do. Today's post is almost direct evidence that Mark Cuban's opinion that the Internet is "dead and boring" is pretty fucking true. I mean, I couldn't find one truly entertaining clip today. It was either going to be all porn or completely stupid shit. Turns out that good Internet material is a little of both.
Boobs that are footballs or footballs that are boobs?
Helmet cam provides first person POV of running over your riding partner. It's the kind of activity Ted Nugent partakes in when he's not shouting at politicians and waving guns around.
I don't dig read heads but you might. Speaking of hair, always make sure you wash it before you go to work. Especially if you're a CSI looking for semen stains.
When you need to laugh at dumb criminals you need Clumsy Crooks.
She started the week so she'll end the week...Tera Patrick.
Hard pipe laying leaves the bitches screaming for more.
When you're a gangster with a warrant you'll do anything to make sure cops don't recognize your face in your homemade sex video.
August 22, 2007 @ 09:39 AM
I love to see an antagonist get his ass dropped in a matter of punches. Nothing like seeing a bully get what's coming to him from a chill skateboarder. And you know what I love about a gymnastic blooper is the waiting.
Cops are just regular guys and when regular guys deal with a dude shooting himself then what you get is a regular kind of response. Still other cops are gay hooker prostitutes.
Hearing about Muslims looking at porn makes me laugh for some reason.
The war on drugs makes a big bang at sea.
Good looking girls might be hot for your cock but this Russian wife was more determined to burn her husbands cock off.
I always was and still am more of a "Jenn Guy."
An amazing blonde that makes me wonder what happen to the hot girls from high school and an incredibly soft skinned Latina girl.
August 09, 2007 @ 09:07 AM
I'm not a big fan of modern horror movies...for some reason I expect to be entertained by plot instead of gratuitous death sequences. What the fuck is my problem? So here is a tribute to what makes horror films great. Crazy deaths and a little skin.
While we're on the tangent of death have you ever stared certain death in the eye and lived to tell about it? Yes? Were those eyes on the faces of hungry lions and crocodiles? See what happens when nature kicks ass.
Japanese people however, fail to kick ass. How did these people ever start a war?
How boobs can do anything, like opening beer bottles!
Marisa is one tan cowgirl. Keyra...not the one with the ass and finally, tits so big they make me want to puke.
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