Geek humor is entirely underrated. By Geek humor I don't necessarily mean laughing at geeks, that's implied. But humor between geeks. It often tends to be the most deprecating, dark, selfish, merciless humor there is based upon the fact that geeks lack humanity and self control. They all hate each other and worst part is, most are actually rather smart. This is a very dangerous combination as any loser attending a WoW funeral will tell you...it's an oldie but goody, I can't stop laughing.

Check out these two awesome technological wonders from the world of tomorrow. A cell phone that tells women when they're ovulating aka, bleeding out their vagina...which any husband or boyfriend would appreciate so they know when to stock the freezer with Ben and Jerry's and duck the fuck out of the house for a couple days, and this bad ass automated machine gun that's a must have for anyone looking to fortify their zombie proof dwelling. OR! Maybe we can use the guns to mow down bitchy ovulating cell phone chicks. I can think of worse things.

The boobies today are aquatic themed! I love high quality photos of a gorgeous babe down in the green river, Creedence would approve. Allie, Julie and Raven are some seriously salty seababes and this chick and her car both need a good wet down.